Wednesday, September 16, 2026 · 5 min read

On one San Francisco stage yesterday, the man who sells the world its AI chips told everyone to relax, sitting right beside the man who's begging the industry to slow down. The people building AI still can't agree on whether it's about to get away from them.
That argument now has a price on it, because OpenAI is being valued at more than a trillion dollars, and the Fed decides on interest rates this afternoon.
Let Meerkat explain.
Jensen Huang tells the safety crowd there's no need for new laws
OpenAI's reported $1.2 trillion price tag, and the losses under it
Cohere's boss calls the safety push a stitch-up
A near-certain Fed hike at 2pm, and what it does to your mortgage
SCOREBOARD
NVIDIA | MICROSOFT | ALPHABET |
META | AMAZON | ORACLE |
S&P 500 | NASDAQ | VIX |
FED, today 2pm: above 90% a quarter-point hike, under 10% a hold. CME FedWatch, as of 15 Sep. It would be the Fed's first hike since 2023.
Tuesday close. S&P down 0.4%, down for a second day running, with Amazon and Oracle among the heavier drags. On the week: Nvidia −6.01%, S&P −1.14%, Nasdaq −1.66%.
ON WATCH
The chip king says relax

The two men with the most to say about AI safety said it on the same stage yesterday, and they flatly disagreed. At Salesforce's Dreamforce conference, Nvidia's Jensen Huang and Anthropic's Dario Amodei took opposite views of how worried anyone should be.
Huang, whose chips power almost the whole boom, brushed the worry aside. He called the choice between moving fast and staying safe a "false choice," and said there's no need for new AI laws because the market already forces firms to get it right.
That's a straight shot at Amodei, who spent last week arguing the industry must deliberately slow down. On stage he held the line, calling a slower pace the way to lead instead of racing everyone off a cliff.
It matters because Huang is the field's most powerful supplier, and "no new laws needed" is what Washington wants to hear. When the man selling the shovels says the gold rush is safe, the diggers relax.
To be fair, Huang isn't waving off safety, he's saying firms can police it themselves and pause when they must. The catch is that two DeepMind safety researchers quit last week saying the labs can't be trusted to do that, so it's the sellers versus the leavers.
MEERKAT'S TAKE: Huang has a hundred billion reasons a year to say the boom is safe. That doesn't make him wrong, but Meerkat notices the loudest voice for calm is the one holding the till.
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THE MACHINE
A trillion-dollar price tag

While the bosses argue about safety, the money isn't slowing at all. The Financial Times reported yesterday that OpenAI is in early talks to raise fresh cash at a valuation above $1.2 trillion.
That's up from $852 billion in March, so investors have pencilled in roughly another $350 billion of worth in under six months. It would make a company that isn't yet nine years old worth more than any bank on the planet.
The business underneath is growing fast and burning cash just as fast. Revenue is running at more than $40 billion a year, but OpenAI is on track to lose around $27 billion in 2026, and Sam Altman has called going public this year "ill-advised."
The bull case is real, because that run-rate has roughly doubled in a year and demand for its models keeps outrunning supply. The counter is just as plain, because $1.2 trillion is around thirty times sales for a firm still bleeding money and leaning on a handful of giant backers.
QUICK PAUSE. WHY SHOULD YOU CARE? The whole AI market now takes its cue from OpenAI's price. If this raise lands well, confidence holds; if it stalls or prices lower, the AI names around it get marked down with it.
SOMEONE SMART SAID

A mechanism that slows everyone down while explicitly preserving existing commercial advantage does not make AI safer.
Gomez runs Cohere, one of the smaller frontier labs, so he clearly has a horse in this race. His point still lands: when the biggest companies get to write the safety rules, the rules tend to fit the biggest companies.
He isn't asking for less oversight, he wants more, but shaped by a wide group instead of by Anthropic and OpenAI alone. He also isn't playing the danger down, calling today's models the most potent cyber weapon ever built.
The gap is the story. One camp wants to slow the whole field down, and a rival building the same tech says that's a tidy way to freeze the pecking order in place.
THE CHART
The AI trade meets the Fed

Nasdaq Composite, monthly close. Source: CNBC, as of 15 Sep 2026.
This is the Nasdaq Composite, the index the AI boom has carried to record after record. It's slipped about 1.7% this week as the chip stocks wobbled and long-term interest rates pushed toward levels last seen in 2007.
Higher rates hit the AI trade twice: far-off future profits are worth less today, and the debt-funded data-centre build gets dearer to finance. The case against the gloom is that the index still sits near an all-time high and the economy has kept growing through rising rates, so this reads as a wobble, not a rout.
WHAT TO WATCH: if the Fed hikes this afternoon and signals more to come, the priciest AI names tend to feel it first; if it hikes and hints it's finished, the pressure eases.
HEADS UP
Sam Altman spells out two ways AI could go "very badly" · losing control of it, or one company using it to seize power.
Meta launches Meta One · paid tiers and extra AI credits bundled across Instagram, Facebook and WhatsApp.
Samsung backs Dutch startup Euclyd · a $230m bet on a cheaper, lower-power rival to Nvidia's chips.
The 10-year Treasury yield hits its highest since 2007 · borrowing costs climb across the economy just as the Fed meets.
OpenAI, Anthropic and Google discuss a joint AI standards body · the same rivals who compete all week want to set the safety bar together.
ON THE HORIZON
When (ET) | What |
|---|---|
Today 2:00pm | Fed rate decision and new projections, and what they do to the AI trade |
Today 2:30pm | Fed Chair press conference |
Wed 1 Oct | SoftBank's final $10bn OpenAI payment due; OpenAI's deadline to answer Sen. Hawley |
Before Nov | Anthropic's ~$2tn IPO targeted to price, with Nvidia weighing a $10bn anchor |
Q4 2026 | OpenAI's expected S-1 filing window |
MEERKAT ON YOUTUBE
The Unthinkable Is About To Happen To The Fed. On the morning the Fed decides, the Finance channel digs into why the central bank may be losing the wheel, and what a rate move now could do to mortgage costs. Watch on Meerkat Explains Finance.
THE BURROW
Quick vote. Nvidia's Jensen Huang says AI needs no new laws and the market will keep it honest. Do you buy it?
Nvidia's Jensen Huang says AI needs no new laws because the market will keep it safe. Do you buy it?
Trivia. The U.S. Federal Reserve was created in 1913, largely in response to one earlier banking panic. Which year was that panic? Answer's at the bottom of the email. No peeking.
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TRIVIA ANSWER
1907. The Panic of 1907 got so bad that the financier J.P. Morgan personally corralled a rescue, and the fright pushed Congress to create the Federal Reserve six years later.



